Fauxtown is pleased to announce the debut album of Childebeast, titled ‘The Beastmasters’. FACT: Childebeast is the first all-wolf band to emerge from Canada. Their debut album, “The Beastmasters”, ought to be considered a small miracle, as these animals bit and chewed guitar strings, clawed keyboards, and growled at drumkits to somehow produce a sound that has an uncannily humanoid resonance. Believe you-me, ladies and sirs, upon hearing the finished work, the executives at Fauxtown Records lunged at the chance to sign this act. And so here it is, signed/sealed/delivered, its yours, “The Beastmasters”!
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Fauxtown is pleased to announce the release of Yim Tin Tam’s latest album “Pink Magic”.
A radical departure from their previous musical endevours (ie. a whole lotta thumb twiddlin’), Yim Tin Tam died giving birth to this 13 track, 0 oz infant, which had a 14 month gestation period. A wake for Yim Tin Tam will be held on Halloween night at Phil’s Grandson’s in Waterloo, where some of its members were once known to raise a $2 drink aloft. Come dressed as a ghost, bugaoo, wombat, or a giant pitcher of beer!
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