We are the Tryhardz, nobody else. If you think J.K. Phil Ose is anybody else you better think twice Mr. Rice. And if you think Young Coconut is anyone else you betta..ha.. not think.

Now hear a short story:

Barbet Biscoe mounted his stalling steed (because his steed was a slow mule) to escort him away from Dirtiest Camelot the home of the Hardz, the Trys’ reside a fortnight east of the Hardz council. Barbet was discouraged at the treatment the Hardz gave him and he left, finding himself entangled in a reef nine leagues under the sea where he died because of his ignorance. Written by J.K. Phil Ose